Cool Quotes...

Here are some quotes that I thought were kinda cool. Some are private jokes, so don't worry if you don't get them ;-) First off, my all time favourite...

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. . .and like that, he's gone."
    -- The Usual Suspects

"To love at all is to be vulnerable. Love anything, and your heart will certainly be wrung and possibly broken. If you want to make sure of keeping it intact, you must give your heart to no one. Not even an animal. Wrap it carefully with hobbies and luxuries, avoid all entanglements and keep it safe in the casket of your selfishness. But in the casket - safe, dark, motionless, airless - it will change. It will become unbreakable, impenetrable, irredeemable"
    -- C.S. is "The Four Loves"

"A man's steps are of the Lord; How then can a man understand his own way?"
    -- Proverbs 20:24

"Paradise is exactly like where you are right now, only much, much better."
    -- William Seward Burroughs

"I have nothing to declare except my genius."
    -- Oscar Wilde, NY Customs

"If the work of God could be comprehended by reason, it would be no longer wonderful, and faith would have no merit if reason provided proof."
    -- Pope Gregory I

"Twenty dollars? Awww, I wanted a peanut."
    -- Homer Simpson

"To love for the sake of being loved is human, but to love for the sake of loving is angelic."
    -- Alphonse de Lamartine, 1849

"The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach."
    -- Lin Yutang

"Every program attempts to expand until it can read mail. Those programs which cannot so expand are replaced by ones which can."
    -- Zawinski's Law